UCC Student of the Year

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OH TO BE COOL

And I was a boy from School

'Clubbin'

i always get confused
because in supermarkets they turn the lights off when they want you to leave, but in discos they turn them on,
and it's always sad to go, but it's never that sad,
because there's only certain places you're guaranteed of getting a hug when you go.
and on the way home, it seems like a good idea to go paddle in the fountain, and that's because it IS a good idea
and it's like we're all Rousseaus's man in the state of nature
we're undeveloped, we're ignorant, we're stupid, but we're happy.

Things I did do this week

i went waltzing on the streets
fought off a fever in a matter of hours
got called an alcoholic by a group of kids whilst walking home from lidl
bumped into my lecturer whilst shopping,.....moments later whilst waiting in the shopping queue with my friend i pronounced the encounter as having been an awkward situation unbeknownst to the fact that the very same lecturer was standing right behind me, this in fact added to the previous awkwardness
was looking at a notice board when one notice selling books caught my eye due to its retarded nature, i pronounced loudly to my friend that this notice was retarded when from behind me a girls voice went 'well i've sold them all' and she proceeded to take her notice down
On tuesday i was looking kind of cool, this girl sat down next to me
on wednesday i got drunk something which is related to me waltzing on the streets
I met my friends new girlfriend and called her hot
i went to a gay club but nobody was gay they had cages for dancing i tried to start a conversation with a girl in the dancing cage but apparently your not allowed its only for dancing