Things I did do this week

i went waltzing on the streets
fought off a fever in a matter of hours
got called an alcoholic by a group of kids whilst walking home from lidl
bumped into my lecturer whilst shopping,.....moments later whilst waiting in the shopping queue with my friend i pronounced the encounter as having been an awkward situation unbeknownst to the fact that the very same lecturer was standing right behind me, this in fact added to the previous awkwardness
was looking at a notice board when one notice selling books caught my eye due to its retarded nature, i pronounced loudly to my friend that this notice was retarded when from behind me a girls voice went 'well i've sold them all' and she proceeded to take her notice down
On tuesday i was looking kind of cool, this girl sat down next to me
on wednesday i got drunk something which is related to me waltzing on the streets
I met my friends new girlfriend and called her hot
i went to a gay club but nobody was gay they had cages for dancing i tried to start a conversation with a girl in the dancing cage but apparently your not allowed its only for dancing

Things I didnt do this week

didnt go to college
didnt eat enough food
didnt pay my rent
didnt say hello to people
didnt wear enough clothes and got a fever
didnt play well in soccer
didnt make any new friends
didnt really care

kristen schaal

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